Introducing the Koi Mystery Tape.

Ever felt like your life was too high definition? Too convenient? Too… digital? We’re here to fix that. We have raided the back shelves of thrift stores, forgotten attics, and the dusty bins of history to bring you a piece of physical media that time (and logic) forgot.

What’s on it?
Honestly, your guess is as good as ours.  It’s a cinematic lottery where everyone wins... something.

The Catch:

• Player Not Included: We aren't providing the tech. This is just the tape, encased in its original, slightly-musty glory. To actually see what’s on this plastic relic, you’re going to have to do some detective work.

Pop it in (eventually), adjust the tracking until the static stops screaming, and enjoy the lo-fi mystery.

Disclaimer: Koi is not responsible for any cursed footage